I'm just doing my part for public safety
Folks, Beware! There is a saleswoman at Burlington Mall who will assault you. She is vicious! Sure she was all smiles while I was looking at all the new Spring fashions. She offered to help me out, carried my choices to the fitting rooms, ran and got me a different sizes. She was great. And then, oh how she turned. As I emerged from the fitting room to see the pair of pants in the mirror, she asked me how I liked them. When I responded that I thought they might be a little low and tight, she responded by reaching over grabbing the waistband and pulling up. The mere force of her action made me lose my balance a little, but even worse, the woman gave me a damn WEDGIE. Who ever heard of the wedgie as a customer service technique? Well I'll tell you. It worked. I totally bought the pants. I had to, actually, seeing as they were quite firmly rammed up my arse.
I just thought you should all know. Be careful out there.
posted by Trace @ 9:19 PM
4 comments
4 Comments:
i hope you were able to get the pants out of yer bum...but i bet she probably sells some kind of patented pants-stuck-in-butt remover machine..return business everytime!
Jo
haha,
I can just see her practically picking you up to get the pants to fit well. Sometimes you gotta go to the extreme to look great. But beware of camel toe if your pants are up too high :)
Yikes, that is some agressive pimpin of a pair o pants. Do you need Penaten?
Being as I was there, I can totally vouch for this particular tale. I must admit though that the look on your face was of the priceless variety after she sent you careening across the changroom with her wedgie giving action! She *was* rather over-eager with her saleswomen tactics and I almost felt that *I* should buy a pair of the pants that you got even though they would be way too short on me..;)hehe
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