Aright. I'm back. Quit yer whinin'

You know when you buy a gym membership and you go religiously for weeks and then you miss a day, and the day turns into weeks and then months and then you give up? Yeah sorry, that was me with blogging. But I'm back y'all! I promise I won't stay away so long. I can't take the guilt you've been leaving in my comments. Too bad I ain't got much to say....

Lets see,
I found a new wine I like. Well its not really new. Its a Reisling which I drink all the time, but I found this one called RELAX and I had to buy cause hey, I like to relax. Basically I just like wine. Yum.

And I'm doing some resoluting...But I didn't want to jump on the whole New Years Resolution bandwagon so I waited till just last week to decide I'm going to lose weight and exercise more. Pretty clever eh? So far I have eaten healthy for a whole week. Yay! Wine is healthy right? Well it is important to RELAX. And I bought some pilates DVDs. I did them once last week and I hurt my bum. Doing the AB workout. Not quite sure how I managed that one but I think I'm recovered enough to try it again. And of course I've been trying to be more gangsta than Snoop, so far i thiznink i am doing well fo all my homies in the pen. I have written mah own R-to-tha-izzap, held up a liquor store, an pimped me some Ho's.

Ooh, and UPDATE! My sister is like 31 weeks preggers! I'm going to be an Auntie before I know it. Wish I could rub her big ole belly though. Why must she live so far away. wahhh. I think I will send her a cyber rub. While I'm here I may as well also send a cyber rub to Brad Pitt. But a different kind, okay? wink wink.

Well I should go get my brocoli steamin' I promise I'll be back real soon.

T-out.