Wooohooo!

Hi y'all! Guess What? I gots me a promotion at work! Isn't that great? Yay! I'm like, going to be MANAGING people. I'm excited. And nervous. And scared. And Oh fuck, now I'm all sweating. Nah, no really I'm looking forward to the new job and bossing people around. ha.

And five completely unrelated thoughts:

1. I'm going to be an Auntie. My little sister is preggers and I'm excited. NOW. I've always been excited FOR her. But at first I was feeling all sorry for myself cause I'm the older sister and I'm just not in that place right now and maybe I should be, yada yada. But Now, I'm excited for me too. I'm so gonna be the favorite Aunt. There will be major baby spoilage, I will kick those other aunt's asses! Sorry Mark's sisters. No wait, I'm not sorry, bwwahhaha. Good times.

2. I hate KD commercials, especially the one where they talk about how nutritious it is? WTF mate? Essential nutrients? Right. Isn't it bad enough that there is an obesity problem in North America due to fast food and pre-packaged foods? You probably have to eat the whole damn box to get enough iron or calcium to matter, and in doing so you consume 50 grams of fat. So disgusting. Trailer park moms do not need another excuse to feed KD to their kids everynight. Ugh. That is not to say that I don't eat it once or twice a year, but I ain't kidding myself on its nutritional value.

3. I used to bite my nails and I've been really trying not too. But I really want to. Also I find that I can only concentrate on one willpower thing at a time. Like right now I am trying not to bite my nails, therefore I cannot stop eating food that is not good for me. See #4.

4. Chocolate is the devil, but I'm so buying what he's selling. I can't stop eating mini Halloween bars. And mini brownies that our Admin Assistant keeps bringing to morning meetings. Plus I wish it was Easter so I could get Cadbury mini eggs. RIGHT NOW!

5. Why can't my parents win the lottery? I don't play regularly myself (only when the jackpot is really big and I get all caught up in the lottery fever), so I really don't think I can wish for a win, but they play all the time. It would be really nice. I'm just saying.

Outta here.
T.